
It sucks being out of town when all the local comic shops under-order in an overcrowded city and you show up after work only to find most everything you wanted has sold out already. What a world where I would have to be unemployed just to get to the store in time to pay real money for something. To think I insist on being honest and not pirating a lot of this overpriced stuff. So what should be like nine reviews this week becomes two.Update: I found a shop with decent stock. Back to normal reviews.
Blackest Night: Flash #2This one mostly focuses on Barry Allen fighting Black Lanterns after being turned into a Blue Lantern. We see a lot of his emotional reactions to all these dead people he knows suddenly come back to life to fight him. The Rogues meanwhile fight against Black Lanterns that were some of their old members. It was pretty cool seeing the old Mirror Master again, though since he's a Black Lantern it's hard to tell if he really is resentful over his successor or not. The Black Lanterns don't exactly tell a lot of truth after all.
RATING: WAIT FOR THE TRADECaptain America #602What can I say here? Writer Ed Brubaker's never shied away from throwing a line or two from the Democrat party line in his books, but here he practically makes a political after school special. He ridicules the Tea Parties that went on in 2009 and, despite claiming in interviews that he was being even-handed, has revealed in his actual story little understanding of what it was about. I think it's a matter of his being unable to expand his worldview or wrap his mind around anything other than stereotypes of conservatives. The protesters are against excessive government spending and policies that will result in higher taxation, yet to people in left wing partisan mode this is all filtered into the Nazi march from the Blues Brothers. This basically:

The story is about many locals in Boise joining up with the crazy impostor Captain America from the 1950's to become the new Watchdogs, portrayed as anti-government white supremacists. Bucky uses the Falcon to help him infiltrate the organization in a bar scene. This is particularly funny as it's basically the bar from South Park. You know, the one with redneck cliches that always talk about how they "don't take kindly to you types around har." Note this scene was not played for satire.
So we get yet another story that assumes white people outside major cities are auto-racists. This remains as tiresome as having a militant Russian be the bad guy in major films and videogames. But I almost don't blame Brubaker. Guys like him have their ideological blinders on and honestly can't help themselves sometimes. The book's editor is ultimately to blame for allowing a political hit piece to go through that directly insults, statistically speaking, half of the readership. He should have told Brubaker to save this kind of story for his own independent work.
These guys could definitely learn a lesson from Michael Jordan, who, when asked a political question, simply replied that he refused to answer on the grounds that "Republicans buy shoes too."
RATING: SKIP ITCowboy Ninja Viking #3The over-sized format, triple personality killer fest continues. We meet a new Triplet this issue and you'll be surprised at her connection to CNV. I like how one of her personalities is the kind of foodie chef you find on the Food Network. Writer AJ Lieberman even makes fun of how those chefs make gourmet dishes out of almost random sounding ingredients. The story has been a little dense to this point and kind of hard to follow. With this issue I've finally been able to get most of the basics of the conspiracy plot and who the major players are. Maybe this series should have started with a flashback or something?
In any case, the cool art and color scheme by Riley Rossmo is something this book should be bought for if nothing else. Our color this month is green. I've got to say that I also love this series' cover designs by Dave Casey. It's cool how the issue number is spelled out in the lower right instead of just a straight up number.
RATING: BUY ITDark Avengers #13Bendis gives us the true origin of the Sentry this issue and even shows us more of how powerful he really is. For note, Bendis himself didn't invent this origin. It was made by Paul Jenkins in his second Sentry mini-series from a few years back. I don't blame Bendis for devoting an issue to it in an Avengers title given that I doubt too many people read said Sentry mini-series. By issue's end the Sentry has become completely unstable and I'm not even sure Osborn can control him much longer.
At heart this issue is a character deconstruction. But ultimately what do you call the deconstruction of a Silver Age character that wasn't really a Silver Age character and actually kind of a deconstruction of one in the first place? Post-ironic maybe?
RATING: WAIT FOR THE TRADEDark Wolverine #82We pick up Daken's story on the ground of the war between Norman Osborn's forces and Asgard as part of the Siege crossover. He spends a good chunk of the issue screwing with his teammates in that style we saw toward the beginning of this book becoming "Dark Wolverine." Artist Guiseppe Camuncoli gives us some compelling work on Daken at war with Asgardians. It's actually pretty violent. I love the way he draws the Wolverine mask. It's not as over-the-top as most artists draw it and a lot more like classic X-men artist Paul Smith. He also treats us to a nice Ms. Marvel panel toward the middle. Kudos.
Marvel should think about giving Camuncoli and writer Marjorie Liu some high profile work when Dark Wolverine is over. Other than Chew this comic has been the most sold out title I've seen in the last few months. If nothing else it shows they're doing something right.
RATING: WAIT FOR THE TRADEGreen Lantern Corps #44More Green Lanterns fighting Black Lanterns. I think this has been going on straight for seven months now or so. It's starting to get like that season of Dragonball Z where Goku and Frieza somehow stretched a five minute fight across something like 25 episodes. Fortunately it looks like the creative team and/or DC are getting the point and the fight gets wrapped up this issue in a cool scene with Mogo, the living planet Green Lantern. It's still a little too much Blackest Night for me and I hate it when companies water these stories down with too many tie-ins. At this point I'd say anyone wanting to read Blackest Night should just read the regular Green Lantern title and the Blackest Night main series.
RATING: SKIP ITJoe the Barbarian #1 (BOOK OF THE WEEK!)If it wasn't for artist Sean Murphy this wouldn't be getting Book of the Week. It was written by the most inventive man working comics today, Grant Morrison, and yet this first issue is surprisingly derivative. The teenage main character (Joe if you haven't figured it out already) is a kid living in San Francisco whose problems read like a list of political talking points: his Dad died in Iraq, he has diabetes (healthcare), and his house is about to be foreclosed on. Any one of these could set the stage for character development but all of them together make me feel like I'm reading propaganda.
Joe likes to draw super-hero/sci-fi/fantasy stuff. If you guessed that also means he gets picked on by one dimensional school bullies then you would be correct. Ah, cliches. Toward the end of the issue we see his drawings and toys appear to come to life as he's transported to an alternate world where all these characters from comics, vidoegames, movies, etc are running away from something. Again we see something derivative as this is just South Park's Imaginationland concept. And yet it may just all be in his head.
Morrison's good at coming up with some honestly innovative and deep thinking stuff so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, especially since this is the first chapter. Hopefully he switches this up from a South Park riff over the course of this mini-series. On a final note Sean Murphy's work is fantastic and wins this comic my book of the week award.
It's so good that I may have given it to this comic even had I gotten the other books this week that I richly deserved.Update 2: After reading the rest of this week's comics I was still right. Best art this week.
RATING: SEE WHERE IT GOES NEXT ISSUEStarman #81James Robinson brings Starman back for an issue as a tie-in to Blackest Night. David Knight gets brought back as a Black Lantern zombie and fights it out with the Shade and old Starman supporting characters the O'Dare police family. It's a pretty basic plot with a few character beats for long-time fans. What I expected really, but lacking in those quaint, often poetic asides I'd see in Starman of old.
For some reason neither Tony Harris nor Peter Snejbjerg come back for art and I suspect I know why. The art comes from Fernando Dagnino and Bill Sienkiewicz and is very sketchy (even for Sienkiewicz) and hard to follow in some areas, particularly in the part where Clarence O'Dare is on the phone. Was he killed or was that a flash to another scene? I think these "resurrected titles" were something of rush job commissioned by DC when they found out Blackest Night's main series was going to be late.
I can only really recommend this to Starman mega-fans...but then those guys were buying this anyway. I found the best part was the Tony Harris cover.
RATING: SKIP IT